a poem

There once was an owner confounded
his staffing had not yet rebounded
he said “hey we’ll hire”
"what's the pay?" they inquire
his cry "labor shortage!" resounded


Think *you* can help this Area Restaurant Owner get to the bottom of their hiring woes? Bring your best detective skills, prep your most probing questions, and give it your strongest effort!

(Keep in mind: side effects of discussing the so-called "labor shortage" with certain restaurant owners may include extreme frustration, internal screaming, and dizziness from all the circular reasoning. Proceed at your own risk.)

Nevertheless, we encourage you to proceed and give it a try.